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Hung Like A Chiwawa
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 Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:06 pm Post subject: Online trash talk. |
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You guys ever get hater ass messages? Well I do sometimes. But these ones i'm going to post were sent to someone else. I haven't gotten to rub someones shaft the wrong way in awhile but i thought these were pretty funny.
This is from a war strategy game, sent to an ally of mine.
| Quote: | nukethis321 wrote:
ok well one more comment and jsut to show how dumb u r how the fuck can u ahve a -zero???????????????????????????
either u r very stupid or u r getting frustrated with me and r typeing with what u consider a big dick (1/2 inch)long (1/4) in depth |
Your dick is too big to type, to obtain a special dialing dick, dick whip the key board 3 times.
| Quote: | nukethis321 wrote:
actually most ppl call me stupid but i who hate to c what they would call a person like u????? lets c humm... geek... nerd... pussie... vergin... did i mess ne thing? |
| Quote: | nukethis321 wrote:
feel free take the village but c how many messages i give u humm the only message i will give u is alot of fuck u's and maby a couple of pussies and it is not 5th dip "kids which have been dropped at the pool" in realy life i would kick your ass with out even breaking a sweet what r u a neard who sits on the comp and never moves trying to hack codes and "kids which have been dropped at the pool" wow big whoppy i will bet almost my whole 500$ that u have never been to first base and i will even go as far as saying u have never even asked a girl out and got slaped. |
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Protoform-X
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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He only has $500?
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Avandar
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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you must be such a dork to have never asked a girl out and gotten slapped
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Hung Like A Chiwawa
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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People like him are just a magnet for anyone who likes to laugh. Why would you stop harassing and killing someone when they provide such entertainment?
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chrissy
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:39 pm Post subject: Re: Online trash talk. |
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| Quote: | nukethis321 wrote:
feel free take the village but c how many messages i give u humm the only message i will give u is alot of fuck u's and maby a couple of pussies |
haha my favorite. i think i will start saying, "the only message i will give u is a lot of fuck u's!"
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Hung Like A Chiwawa
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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a bunch of fuck yous and a couple of pussies?! Sounds like a great night!
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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so it's the new corporate policy that when i transfer phone calls i have to say,
"it's my pleasure to connect you"
gah.
/death
this is aweful, it either sounds insincere or phone-sex-esque.
and i've already been told i ahve a phone sex voice naturally.
sunuva....
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Hung Like A Chiwawa
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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hahahahaha
same guys are going to call back AGAIN AND AGAIN.
"Why do you keep calling me!?"
"I'm pleasuring you..."
"Oh, in that case, it's my pleasure to connect you"
*boop*
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seriously.
i already have a couple clients who are pretty fresh on the phone.
gah. kill me.
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Hung Like A Chiwawa
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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I'll tell jeff to give you a call. He just said, I kid you not, "If you cant fuck it, or eat it, piss on it and walk away."
Along with all the other stuff i've heardem say he'd be a great candidate for sex suites.
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| Hung Like A Chiwawa wrote: | I'll tell jeff to give you a call. He just said, I kid you not, "If you cant fuck it, or eat it, piss on it and walk away."
Along with all the other stuff i've heardem say he'd be a great candidate for sex suites. |
I guess he'd know from experience, since women his age don't turn him on.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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I see youve been browsing the PH forums :)
also my fucking KK just lost to JJ on the 3rd hand of my MTT. BOO ON THAT "kids which have been dropped at the pool"...
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StellaRosa27
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| Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:07 am Post subject: |
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this quote comes to mind.
"Fighting online is like the special olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded"
that is all she wrote
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| Hung Like A Chiwawa wrote: | I'll tell jeff to give you a call. He just said, I kid you not, "If you cant fuck it, or eat it, piss on it and walk away."
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is that what he does to his own mother?!?!
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Protoform-X
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| Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:38 am Post subject: |
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| chrissy wrote: | | Hung Like A Chiwawa wrote: | I'll tell jeff to give you a call. He just said, I kid you not, "If you cant fuck it, or eat it, piss on it and walk away."
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is that what he does to his own mother?!?! |
When he was a baby, I'm sure.
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