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Dhekin +34hours

Joined: 12 Aug 2006 Posts: 4388 Location: Thailand.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:38 am Post subject: Worst way to die. Ever. (This is for you Leaf, haha) |
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| Quote: | Worst way to die. Ever.
A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.
Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.
Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.
And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.
A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa."
“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth."
“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles."
“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.” |
http://www.planetsave.com/blog/2007/08/08/worst-way-to-die-ever/ _________________ Carl Sagan - "It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
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jgathome

Joined: 08 Aug 2006 Posts: 7878
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:33 am Post subject: |
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"kids which have been dropped at the pool" man
"kids which have been dropped at the pool" damn!
---I was hoping they would have a picture of the inside of hit house. They probably cant show him, but another room/angle _________________ How the hell does someone else have the name bob-n-slob.info |
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Protoform-X Bullets?!

Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 11891 Location: Silver Spring, MD
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:28 am Post subject: |
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Jesus...that's definitely on my list of "don't kill me this way."
Good lord...
...but how can you be dumb enough to have a "pet" black widow?? Idiot... _________________ "I try not to think about my life. I have no life. I need therapy."
- Keanu
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chrissy

Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 5273
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:50 am Post subject: |
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i just sent that to bettina aka jimmy's freakdancing partner, britannica _________________
| Protoform-X wrote: | | I am ready and willing to help you fill your bucket, lady! |
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Hung Like A Chiwawa SPAM®

Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 29138 Location: its big for us to see it
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:29 pm Post subject: |
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thats whack _________________ I'll throw my hot dog down your hallway! |
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